(Source: meladoodle)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
dog food lid spelled backwards is dildo of god
WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT
mAYOR STUBBS
”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”
and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass
A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people
“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”
BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT BOB SAGETS TWEETS HE IS 56 YEARS OLD.
(Source: fuckgallaghers)
those cats are fucking huge
wait no those beds are tiny
(Source: thefluffingtonpost)
how do you lose weight in 2 days
cutting off a limb works
never make a blog called obamasbigblackdick because your shitty sister will tell your parents and your parents will sign you up for counselling twice a week
